AB

small! gay!!!

26/03/2025

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AB - (ay bee)EVERYTHING MELTS!
The 3 things you should know about me
• i fuucking LOVE horses i LOVE horses HORSE
• Addicted
• Size queen
• Horse lover 💜 ❤️
• Professional gock inspector
• Professional gock tester
• best fps girlie gamer on earth"Eternal Leader & Beautiful Consuela" of the People's Republic of Silicone

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hey guys, i have something cool to show you... theres this thing... theres this little guy... look umm look at this funny little thing i just found... gets nervous and gets a boner too

since last update

    warnings

    - I generally have profiles/wallpapers/miscellaneous that have sh, blood or other mentally ill shit in varying ranges of overtness so like if im streaming discord to you be aware- my descriptions or statuses or whatever r generally inside jokes between me n my irl friends, or really horny, and may also be really mentally ill, do not worry about it.- kill all men except for like a few of my friends- if you aren't sure if i'm dead or am going to hurt myself really bad i'm not. do not worry

    before interacting

    - i use they/them pronouns/am feminine- i dont use tone indicators fuck you- i treat nouns like dude/bro/man as gender neutral, and use them for everybody regardless, and my default pronouns for anybody until i find out otherwise is they/them#.- its okay if you use more masculine terms for me like dude/bro whatever as long as you are aware that that's not actually how i wish to present myself- Im like your tall dom subby tomboy girlfriend okay- i dont like men sowwy thats what sapphic means- I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE A GUY!!!! I DONT!!!!- im really sorry if you happen to be a woman

    Things that are untrue

    - FR-FR, EN-GB- pipe down syndrome- ed, sh (these words only mean anything if you use twitter)- where is the love bro where is it- i can leg press u (probably)- i like to drive a lot- Cover them up slut- wyte goy steve- look at my pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/81662752- Me: "farkk I'm ovulating rn..." The 8 rabid hyenas encircling me in the savannah:- "I'm getting more femcelly" - Me, Circa May 2024- ^^^^ 😹🫵- DK main/samus secondary/captain falcon tertiary in melee SLVT#666 is my slippi melee connect code the likelihood of us playing together is near nil so good luck lol- my dogs name is ally i love her- sh elikes to be pat on the head and shes a lawg andd shes so dumb its funny- her greatest fear is computer cables- speaking of i love tech like computers and stuff- denier of the xy chromosome- 26 cm waist size a friend of mine told me i have something called a snatched waist so thats pretty cool- my entire basis of comedy might be offputting to some people, i scream and overreact to absolutely everything as a joke and for ironic purposes, most of what iprobably will say is a lie or meant to be funny.- if you used to know me by another name, no you didn't- recovering nymphomaniac (poorly)- Im so a freak dude., I cant live with my self pleasew https://oogle.com/- yes! yes! yes! yas! falcon punch!- im a beast- if yo girl wet before she pull her panties down, real shit, im be slurpin that shit right outta her pussyhole- i miss her so much- this page has a low taper fade thats why it loaded in so slow- oh yeah I forgot i should probably say that if I'm in a public server or something with you like 90% of what i say is a joke/a lie but nothing here is lying unless i say otherwise or if it's obvious if you know me a little better you can probably tell or you can't sorry- at least 1 bad dragon sticker on everything i own- horses are hot and funny i love them so much- battlefield 6 actually isnt that bad- my holographic ichi hat goes with me everywhere🙂🙂 FUCK YOU ichigo FUCK. YOU.- im really stupid and act sort of socially autistic sometimes- i collect cds for listening and i collect vinyls because for autistic- i basically have the worst sleep schedule known to god i cant control it anymore its really destroying my life- bbw luffy's fat rolls??? wtf do you mean by that????- erm.. turns into a potato and rolls away- 我是“Superman”耶- speaking of, i might accidentally send chinese or the big period but this is because i have a chinese keyboard and phone- i am never going to tell you my ao3 account name- i use 24hr clock- red is my favorite color (incase you couldnt tell you stupid bitch!!!)- both my computer and my car are my most prized possessions and they're both shitboxes- gravy enthusiast- if my car dies i will actually kill myself this is so much more than a promise- im just a damn rat in a cage- canwe please watch the slammin salmon together- wtf is ashwaganda- I can put both of my feet behind my head at once- I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever ben- who ate all the god damn pussy??- don't worry about me when i say suicidal shit or self destructive stuff I'm usually lying and not trying to kill myself or whatever im also a bumbling idiot- dead chud- im the master of punching tank shells until they blow up- i make art and music and stuff, mostly about bad stuff and also just cool landscape stuff basically- i post on pixiv pretty much exclusively aside from bandcamp- my high school removed my photoshop subscription that i used like 2 or 3 years after i graduated so i basically have no way to make art now- gimp fucking sucks balls dont tell me to use that- auauauauauauauauauuauauauauauaauauauauauuaauauauuaauuauauaa- i make music on bandcamp specifically its basically noise and shit so you know- i have extremely unrealistic body and physical standards for myself- terrible at responding when i take my medication and also sometimes in general- a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings- i swear to god, if i pull her panties down and her pussy smell like a freshly opened pack of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, fr fr, yo girl gonna nut in 0.2 seconds! fr fr- rice purity score is 34, and i have never and will never do drugs/substances.- im not a gravy enthusiast that isnt true- i get through my last reps of hip thrusts by having someone hold their ipad with a pink ♀ symbol on it above my head- I have been banned from twitter like 5 times current main (irl) is @fapiplier- i will not tell you my real name or age if you ask unless if you're basically one of my e wives- there could not be a hotter way to demonstrate how to use a torque stick to install wheels i swear to god- i hate feet- emo horse you smoke too tough, your swag too different, they’ll send you to the glue factory- i like dogs- call me mommy if you want me to dom you i guess- Cat Pervert!- i have written 6 books (this is true)- i think knives and guns are cool- im at maximum carrd elements let me know if i should just make another carrd for random funny stuff other than this one https://hufei.carrd.co/ i think this still works idk- dont ever talk about my body or voice- i completely lost my passion for computer science after The Happening- fuck musicbee- i got 2 terrybites in music- bad body dysmorphia and dysphoria so dont talk about like what i look like or my organs please (this is ignored by like 98% of people i talk to so its okay)- AAUUUUUUUGGGH- yeah FEEL BAD if you misgender me IT SERIOUSLY FUCKS WITH ME yeah dude yeah no but like really though be careful about that- dont feel bad though (dont feel bad for me in general!!! i deserve whatever might be happening to me. its a long time coming)- "Nanohorses, son."- i talk about and joke about killing people and my dog because its funny- wbat- i look at furry porn yeah idk im not like that though im not a furry i just uhhhhhh- fun fact, gupi of food house fame is Tony Hawk's son- slowest writer known by god's graciousness- aside from my dreams- please talk to me if you have a you know what- aspiring automechanic- you can very easily exploit me, i will do anything that you ask me to if im tired or manic enough- ask me about my tweet storage- i hope that if you read through this regularly you know that i put like pictures of my penis on here- dont read this if you don't like fetishisatuon sorry in so sorry i need to be true to myself- i lovr netyuri more than i love food and clean water- my fucking goated green yuri manga fukckkkkkk- Honestly at this point i would take being groped by a 65 year old woman as positive attention- stop reblogging femme and butch jerma- lesbianpenisboner- i do not look like mr beast nor am i mr beast or anybody associated with mr beast- type 1 diabetic- i legit have like a lottery ticket of bad genetics- my Gamer hand is constantly sore from my debilitating condition known as "fisting-itis"- i cant imagine smell or taste- i love ny dog more than anything ever- dude im probbaly a femcel fuck mylife Kill all people on the forking planet- psych ward veteran- I go to bed at 22:10-23:50 and wake up at 06:00-09:00 every day (in case you wanted to know that)- LITERALLY me when i lie ^^^^- i have basically a creole with my friends so dont feel stupid when you dont understand the dwarven runes and ancient greek that i use- heeeelp help me- i like lesbians and hu tao and stuff- i got all my mental illness from twitter- im sorry i use twitter still- its pretty bad i hate it but all the mentally ill women are on there- horse girls have the loosest pussies- i right genshin fanfiction as a hobby... as a lifestyle...- i have amazing and awesome dreams ask about them- i know more about twitter yuri than i do about my own family medical history- im secretely 7 million ant-sized horses in a trenchcoat- i own jackbox party pack 6- i have really bad obsession issues so sorry if you're nice to me cuz that might happen- i am not a virgin in any way believe it or not i know i know you dont believe me its okay- gender and sexuality has basically no meaning to me- Yes i drink fucked wayer w- brotha euuughhhhh- do not make fun of my computers chinese typeset please im tired of the slander- babe, no, you don't look like Zoro- i got two phones one for the bitches one for the hoes- also i got another phone but thats for the club- kill all bmw drivers- Cute lesbian couple:- The evil and intimidating horse:- i like cars and stuff i have nobody to talk to about cars please talk to me about cars- Chocolate Vs Apple- big zs never comin back :(- i like rally- i hate discord developers like a LOT- i hope someone is autistic enough to read all of this- ooooo you now need to fart- I'm han solo, han solo, han solo, han solo- the rape word is really funny i say it kind of a lot- I CAN MAKE JOKES WITH IT BECAUSE IVE TECHNICALLY HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME A LOT OKAY!!! SHUT UP!!!- i go to gym- can you groom me so you can get your towers removed?- i do not use bsky or any other social media- fuck my butt and hope to die- everything here is a lie i actually hate everything- i don't fuck with caterpillars you can't just be chillin in ur cocoon like that n turnin into butterfies n allat shit- someone needs to make a lesbian faze house- theolore shorthand: the before time is a time before a social happening that drastically alters my life, my before time is when i had any irl friends, when i offhandedly say someones username or name i am usually talking about some random weirdo that wants to fuck me online. Whenever I say "thank you forever" or "i'm die thank you forever" i am referencing a korone vtuber clip. if i ever say "look in hole" randomly or something like that, hole is a discord server i have with personal friends. Michael is a bot in hole too so if i ever say michael or talk about someone named michael im referring to our idiot chud son michaelim gay and i kiss girlscamel walks by

    my car

    pictures of my K24A4 swapped 1997 Honda Civic Hatchback, Kangel
    Naturally aspirated    my shitbox <3

    things i like

    - i like to be hit and cut- abandonment play and actual abandonment- i hope one day a women will kil me- i like to be emotionally and physically ruined by people i love- i need to be abused and taught a lesson- i like women a lot like a lot a lot- i like to beg and i like attention- i like girl buggy from one piece 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈- okay fine i also like genshin shipping and listening to music
    and watching dashcam lessons videos on youtube    - i also like love and playing in the grass outside- and buying and reading random yuri from barnes & noble im such a freaking freak for this i know... im sorry

    my body my software type shit aha... aha...

    body information
    i dont remember why i put this here tbh but here
    I've been told i have a good ass
    as previously mentioned i have a small, grabable waist (26cm). please man im begging
    c cup maybe idk why dont you come over and find out
    i have a lotta scars
    i hate being blonde more than i hate being a neet    yeah so basically im normal is what this means sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause harm. Please do not contact the police , please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

    hoeish ass bitch! DAMN!

    interests

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    im into body modification like tattoos and piercings
    girls band cry
    to love-ru (like 5/ years in the making) (uber autism)
    genshin and zzz
    hu tao SPECIFICALLY
    bocchi x kita and also other characters im really sorry
    yantao ship
    ellen joe from zzz look man idk whats been going on with me recently its kind of bad
    yakuza games
    sewerslvt/cynthoni
    papa meat
    markiplier
    penguinz0/moist cr1tikal charles white
    death stranding
    oneyplays
    big z nation member (get out of rehab/the ward soon♥♥♥♥)
    shinsei kamattechan
    red dead redemption 2
    - favorite game
    im like INSANELY autistic about noita

    music (& adj. genre)

    ^^^theres an image up here btw sometimes it doesnt load for some reason
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9SZssVx-yW1drt1CIL8S0UWrYHTwNFPA&si=O96yFaKKrEMQo9Iw
    (last.fm: theotheopi)
    nijiuria maids (xyz the maid)
    ghost data
    im really autistic about sewerslvt/cynthoni like really autistic i know i said this before but seriously
    rory in early 20s
    Low Roar
    joji (sorry)
    suzuki mamiko
    chelmico/pistachio studio
    slowcore
    - Mojave 3
    - Mining Dust (good ass underrated band)
    - Grouper (might be slowcore idk)
    post rock
    - 65daysofstatic
    - This Will Destroy You
    - Mogwai
    have a nice life
    im really into Craic Boi Mental the fucking goat of all goats
    shoegaze in general
    - Candy Claws
    - LSD and the Search for God
    - Whirr
    seraphim chieftain
    moxifloxi (MAKE MORE MUSIC LIKE ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE PLEASE)
    the chats
    yameii online
    lost frog productions
    pure heroine by lorde (specifically that album)
    kensuke ushio (will watch anything that he composes for)
    george clanton & 200% electronica
    my absolute fucking queen oat 8485
    dorian electra (gay glitch music)
    food house
    big beat and techno like fatboy slim
    hospital records and kinda all british 90s dnb and uk rap stuff
    - high contrast and S.P.Y my goats
    stupid and gay chill breakcore/atmospheric d&b
    panchiko    im into basically anything a chronically online /mu/ user listens to
    its sad but true
    except duster i dont like duster